You’d better watch out, you might end up going round in circles if you’re not careful. It might even end up making the news which would probably cause some kind of social media engagement in turn. That would be embarrassing. People might find out about it.

In the meantime, why don’t you have a look at the brands we stock, view our jewellery section or have a look at our workshop services.

Alternatively, you can scamper off home and pretend this never happened.